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    NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Victim: Hellsbadass
    Plaintiff: ~Sanji~
    Charge: Rape
    Judge: Nexus
    Court Reporter: Zise
    Baillifs: Scarface, Ragnaroc
    Defendant Attourny: Gamahiro
    Prosecutor: Yarduat
    Jury: Pineapple



    Zise: All rise, honorable judge Nexus residing.

    Nexus walks into the courtroom, his head devoid of the powdered wig, and sat down behind his podium. As soon as he sat down, everyone else did the same.

    Nexus: Let's get this show on the road, shall we?

    Yarduat: HI NEXUS!!!

    Nexus: And kick him to the curb, while we're at it.

    Zise: Today's case; Hellsbadass against ~Sanji~; did I pronounce that right? I don't know how to pronounce the little squiggly lines before and after the letters in your name.

    ~Sanji~: You don't; you said it perfectly.

    Zise: Alright. Would the defendant and plaintiff please come forwards?

    Hells and Sanji walked up to their respective places.

    ~Sanji~ (To Yarduat): I heard you were the best.

    Yarduat is shuffling through papers as Sanji is talking to him, and then just throws them all into the air after he can't find what he's looking for.

    Yarduat: I guess you could say that. Ooh, look, it's snowing!

    ~Sanji~ (Inner thoughts): I'm doomed...

    Hellsbadass: I wanted a good lawyer.

    Gamahiro: I AM a good lawyer!

    Hellsbadass: But you lost to that guy...

    Hells pointed towards Yard, who was looking up at the giant, heavy 'snowflakes' falling around him.
    Gamahiro slouched in his chair.


    Gamahiro: Don't remind me...

    Nexus: Hellsbadass, you have been accused on the charge of raping Mr. ~Sanji~; how do you plead.

    Hellsbadass: Guilty.

    Nexus: Of course you are, no one doubted it for a second. Case dismissed.

    Pineapple runs through the isle in the courtroom to get behind the jury bench.

    Pineapple: Sorry I'm late; what did I miss?

    Yarduat: The whole trial.

    Pineapple: REALLY!?!?!?

    Zise: It's my job to release the official stuff.

    Yarduat: Sowwy... Then could you tell Pineapple what he missed?

    Zise: ...... The whole trial.

    Pineapple: Awww man...! I was really looking forward to being a part of a jury... Speaking of which, where is the rest of the jury?

    Nexus: Everyone else was smart enough to get out of jury duty. Now sit there and be bored out of your mind.

    Zise: But the trial is-

    Nexus: I'M PUNISHING HIM FOR BEING LATE!!!!

    Pineapple takes a seat.

    Pineapple: Well, it's better than dealing with Yarduat...

    Nexus's eye twitches.

    Nexus (Inner thoughts): Who am I punishing; me or him?

    Yarduat appears beside Nexus and catches him off guard.

    Yarduat: Hey Nexus-sama-sensei-senpai-san-sama... Kuuuuun!!!

    Nexus's eye twitches and he lays his head down on his podium while shaking.

    Nexus (Inner thoughts): It's just a genjutsu... Yeah, that's it... A genjutsu...

    Yarduat: Nope! This is all too real!

    Nexus lifted his head up slowly and stared Yarduat in the eye.

    Nexus (Inner thoughts): Sit. Down. NOW!!!!!

    Yarduat sat down on the floor before Nexus's podium.

    Nexus: AWAY FROM ME!!! What happened to my restraining order!?!?!?

    Ragnaroc: Oh, guess that's us...

    Scarface: Guess so.

    Scar and Rag draged Yarduat back to his seat away from Nexus.

    Yarduat: Wheeee...!

    Nexus stared at Yarduat.

    Nexus: Riiiight... Now, onto the case-

    Hellsbadass: But I already admitted that I'm guilty...

    Nexus: But I'm punishing Pineapple.

    Pineapple: For what?

    Nexus: ........ Do not question me!

    Yarduat: So, shall we begin?

    Nexus (Inner thoughts): I plan on taking all of my stored up aggression from Yarduat out on Pineapple...

    Yarduat: Knew it!

    Nexus: HOW DO YOU KEEP READING MY THOUGHTS!?!?

    Yarduat: ...Your thought bubble...

    Nexus: I don't have a thought bu-

    Nexus looks up, sees a thought bubble, and lays his head back down on his podium and starts shaking.

    Nexus (Inner thoughts): Yep... Defenately a genjutsu...

    ~Sanji~: Yard, I'm nervouse...

    Yarduat: Why?

    Sanji looks over to Hells who is looking at him with his rapeface on.

    ~Sanji~: No reason!

    Hells then laughs and turns away.

    Yarduat: I'll handle this...

    Yarduat walks over to Hells and taps him on his shoulder.

    Hellsbadass: What?

    Yarduat: You might not want to mess with ~Sanji~.

    Hellsbadass: And why is that?

    Yarduat: ~Sanji~ is one of the best fighters on NB, that's why!

    Hellsbadass: Is that so?

    ~Sanji:~ Yard, what are you doing!?

    Yarduat doesn't pay attention to Sanji and keeps talking.

    Yarduat: Yeah, he'll waste you're sorry ass. They won't be able to post it in a thread, it'll be so brutal!

    ~Sanji~: YARD, NO!

    Yarduat: Hush, ~Sanji~... I'm speaking for you.

    Hellsbadass: Well, if this is true, then I guess we'll just have to fi-

    Nexus: NO ONE IS FIGHTING ANYBODY!!!

    Gamahiro: Yeah. It wouldn't be a fight anyways; it would just be Hells raping ~Sanji~ for 50 posts.

    Pineapple: Wait, 50 posts?

    Hellsbadass: I like to play with my meat...

    Yarduat: I'm sure you d-

    Nexus: EVERYONE SHUT THE, F*** UP!!!

    Zise turns to Nexus who is breathing heavily and is on the verge of snapping from annoyance.

    Zise (To Nexus): I think we'd better continue with the case...

    END
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    thats funny
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Its ok but to short can I be a witness good chapter
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by foamy View Post
    thats funny
    thanks, that's what we aim for. :D

    Quote Originally Posted by the 6th hokage View Post
    Its ok but to short can I be a witness good chapter
    Yard and I will discuss it....
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    hey + rep if im in the next one
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by the 6th hokage View Post
    Its ok but to short can I be a witness good chapter
    there's multiple chapters to every case
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by foamy View Post
    hey + rep if im in the next one
    as I say to everyone... yard and I'll discuss it.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    i gave you rep
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by the 6th hokage View Post
    i gave you rep
    ....... thank you (you feel the need to post that as a post)???
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    yes i do btw just looked at yardauts rep i think the o nly person that has more is versuvio
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by the 6th hokage View Post
    yes i do btw just looked at yardauts rep i think the o nly person that has more is versuvio
    and maybe not even him.....
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Nexus is gonna kill meee ._.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post
    Nexus is gonna kill meee ._.
    good one
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post
    Nexus is gonna kill meee ._.
    I think there should be a real NB Court in the Konoha Town Section so we can actually do stuff like this and get real responces from the characters...
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post
    Nexus is gonna kill meee ._.
    who's Nexus?
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Sharingdork View Post
    I think there should be a real NB Court in the Konoha Town Section so we can actually do stuff like this and get real responces from the characters...
    yea that would be awesome but with all the spaming i dont think it would work too well
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by yarduat View Post
    who's Nexus?
    are you kidding me, or are you just taking your character too far?
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Sharingdork View Post
    are you kidding me, or are you just taking your character too far?
    ...can it be both...?
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Sharingdork View Post
    I think there should be a real NB Court in the Konoha Town Section so we can actually do stuff like this and get real responces from the characters...
    ill give him the link, so that he can actually decide this outcome...
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post
    ill give him the link, so that he can actually decide this outcome...
    we don't need to get sued...
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    its ok.....
    And too late
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post
    its ok.....
    And too late
    you mean to tell me that you sent Nexus the link...?

    WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Sharingdork View Post
    you mean to tell me that you sent Nexus the link...?

    WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    don't worry..me and nexus are best buds...
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by yarduat View Post
    don't worry..me and nexus are best buds...
    on a somewhat unrelated topic... Do you think I'd be banned if I copied Nexus's official stamp of approval thingy? you know, make our FF Nexus Approved.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Sharingdork View Post
    on a somewhat unrelated topic... Do you think I'd be banned if I copied Nexus's official stamp of approval thingy? you know, make our FF Nexus Approved.
    idk maybe we should ask him in our next chapter
     
         

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