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    Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Alright, NB fans, I'm about to lay down some math shit to definitively find out who the is the strongest. Unlike most of these posts, I'm not gonna rely on "how much they can lift" bullshit. I'm gonna go off of PUNCH FORCE. Let's start with some FACTS
    >The average human has a powerlevel of 5

    >The average person weighs about 175 pounds and can punch with about 40 lbs of force (or 392 Newtons for all you physics types)
    >Superman weighs 225 lbs (102.3 kg)

    >Superman can accelerate his punches to the speed of light (299,792,458 m/s)

    Let's say that supes flys at you at light speed with his fist aimed right at you:
    F=ma
    F=102.3*299,792,458
    F=30,668,768,351.1 N

    Using the points (0,0) and (5,392) we'll make a quadratic regression. Linear regressions are for idiots who think that powerlevels go in a straight line. This could not POSSIBLY be true, because that would imply a huge mess with the relationship of strength.

    Now we have the equation: F=15.68PL^2 (easy, right?)
    Let's test the new formula on Hercule from the cell games. While trying to show off for everybody (Cell included) Hercule tries to smash through a bunch of standard martial arts tiles. he makes it through 14, to be exact. Each standard tile is made to withstand up to 80 lbs (355.857728 N) of force. This all adds up to about 4982 N necessary to break through 14.

    4982=15.68PL^2
    317.729591837=PL^2
    PL=17.825 Sounds about right, doesn't it?

    Time to plug Supes into the equation:
    30,668,768,351.1=15.68PL^2
    1,955,916,348.92=PL^2
    PL=44,225.75

    Here's the final tally:
    >Average Joe: 5
    >Hercule: 18
    >Radditz: 1,200
    >Superman: 44,226
    >Krillin: 75,000
    >Normal Goku: 3,000,000
    >Frieza: 120,000,000
    >Super Saiyan Goku: 150,000,000


    Superman would lose to Krillin :kaito:
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    I had no idea that there was a need for proof for anyone to believe goku shits on superman even kids in Africa know this lol


     
         
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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    who the hell doesn't know this?
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Goku is behind God.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Holy hell. Thats some math 0.o But Goku rapes the whole entire justice leaugue
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadManWonderLand View Post
    I had no idea that there was a need for proof for anyone to believe goku shits on superman even kids in Africa know this lol


    ^ this. but your logic is frankly infallible. serious rep dude
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    This is just sad. Sorry, I know you put effort and everything but was this thread really needed? They're two different heroes man.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Shitty thread, every one knows this.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    I've read statistics that prove that base goku beasts pre crisis superman. And pre crisis superman is what the arguments usually refer to, which is a fair fight to be honest. Most people who say goku shits on him don't even know what pre crisis means.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    HERE I COME TO DISPROVE MY OWN THREAD!

    http://superman.wikia.com/wiki/Superman_Prime
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Quote Originally Posted by tobitaka View Post
    ^ this. but your logic is frankly infallible. serious rep dude

    lol thanks
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    broly destroys the galaxy both of them die. just sayan
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    no superman prime is stronger.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Superman goes through Goku at light speed and kills him, or throws him into the sun.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Superman wins this. We discussed this before. Superman can tank everything Goku throws at him, Superman towed 100 planets at the same time? Don't piss me of. Superman travelled faster than the speed of light for crying out loud!
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    How do you know it's a quadratic function instead of a cubic function? How do you know such a function even exists?

    I WANT SOLID PROOF, DAMNIT!
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    mind if i use this?
    and thank you for the detailed explanation +rep
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Well Goku winning was obvious, but your mathematics work was great and well done. +rep
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Superman shits on Goku.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    It depends on which Superman, if we use Superman and Goku at their strongest forms Superman Prime 1 million defeats Goku no diff.

    Pre-Crisis also defeats him low diff.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    That's like saying Minato has a harder punch than Tsunade because he weighs more and is faster -.-
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Quote Originally Posted by Necromancer4276 View Post
    I've read statistics that prove that base goku beasts pre crisis superman. And pre crisis superman is what the arguments usually refer to, which is a fair fight to be honest. Most people who say goku shits on him don't even know what pre crisis means.
    I have read up on the abilities of superman in his golden age and even with the immortality he cannot defeat goku the powers he has are astounding and make him one of the top fictional heroes of all time but goku still beats him in every aspect his speed is instantaneous which means he transported to whatever location he desires in no time flat.that cancels and makes any speed redundant and being immortal will not make up for the fact he cannot beat him for goku has also become an out of universe observer once he died.Alebit he was eventually brought back to life but still has the ability to transport in and out of the afterlife.And by the end GT he is the strongest entity in his universe
     
         
    Last edited by DeadManWonderLand; 10-01-2012 at 11:04 PM.

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    Goku annihilates Superman and the rest of his Universe. It's as simple as that.
     
         

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    Re: Proof That Goku Shits on Superman

    no Superman win. He blew a planet away (with his breath)... nuff said
     
         

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