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    How to Be Cool (20 points)

    1) You're already cool. Whatever anyone else says is invalid. You observe what they say but you don't listen. You realize that you can't make everyone happy.

    2) You never argue. When you're cool, arguing is always cancelled. You realize winning an argument is pointless. When you know you're right you just know it. You don't need to waste time effort and energy attempting to persuade someone who hasn't seen the things you have seen ... read the books you have ... been the places you have ... met the people you have ... that they are wrong and you are right. You're right and that's that.

    3) You stand tall. You have exemplary posture. You never slouch.

    4) When you speak people listen. You speak with such confidence, that when you talk people listen. You never mumble. You look people in the eye. And when talking to people you don't look at their possible dandruff, or that mole on their chin or whatever you look them in their eyes.

    5) The only brand you advertise is your own. You wear simple but stylish clothing free from corporate logo's or slogans. You don't advertise brands like Nike on the shirt you are wearing or Levi on your jeans.

    6) Don't walk - don't run - just glide like a 747. While others on the street may choose to walk at a zombie pace and others may choose to walk so fast it's hard to decipher whether they are walking or running you just glide. Your posture is exceptional and you are cool calm and collected thus you glide when seen in public walking from place to place.

    7) Bend rules don't break them. If you're cool, you're a winner. You are not some deluded potato head who values your life above others. You realize rules and laws exist for good reason or because someone in authority thinks they are a good idea. Nonetheless you realize breaking laws or rules is never an option. But bending is.

    8) You never lose your cool. When presented with a problem, no matter how small large or catastrophic you focus only on the solution. Whining about how you got into your current predicament does not even enter your cool head. You are 100% solution focused.

    9) You say more with less. When talking, overall, you use less words in your sentences. You get to the point. You leave rambling for drunk old men who spend their life's in pubs drinking ale. When you are talking on-line in emails and websites, you get to the point. Your emails are always 8 lines or less. You just practice the mantra of always saying the absolute minimum in order to get maximum impact.

    10) You have passion about what you do. Whether you are a designer a musician an entrepreneur, a mother a call centre operator ... you realize being passionate about what it is you do is imperative. And you are passionate about what you do. You realize being able to exert your talents is something to be grateful for and you are. Conversely you realize that being passionate about something does NOT give you a license to be emotional EVER.

    11) You have your own language. If the current common trend is to say "Yo" when greeting people and "Later" when bidding farewell - you use neither. Instead you have your own versions.

    12) You talk highly of other people. When you are introducing people you know to other people. Stand tall and introduce them. Don't just say "This is my friend Jennifer". Say something like "Fred, I want to introduce you to Jennifer. I really like Jennifer for a number of reasons. She is cool. She is attractive. And Jennifer is very intelligent. She grew up in Australia. She is here in London for 1 more year to finish her masters degree from the London School of Economics. Anyway, I am sure you will work out the rest yourself. Fred, this is my good friend Jennifer."

    13) You know that every problem has a solution. Some problems may have solutions that can be implemented within seconds. Some may take minutes. Some hours. Some days. And others much longer. But every problem has a solution. You realize this. And thus you are solution focused and never ever whine when presented with a problem or problems ...

    14) You don't procrastinate. You realize that this it. This is your life. This is it. This is all you have. And you will use every moment you have as a celebration. When you have work to do you get to work. You don't attend bullshit meetings. You put yourself under pressure and use that pressure to ignite your hyper productive skills within you, to get the absolute maximum output.

    15) You never talk down to anyone ever. Everyone is equal. Everyone is a citizen of your world.

    16) You enjoy wearing black. But you're not a goth and never will be.

    17) You don't avoid fear - you head towards it at pace. You caress it. You face it. You make love to it. And you ruthlessly knock it over like a bulldozer knocking through brick walls.

    18) You are friends with all types of people. You have friends who have varying occupations. They have different religions. They are different ethnicities. And they believe in things different to you. You have friends who are authors, film makers, journalists, designers, entrepreneurs, communists, venture capitalists, politicians and so on.

    19) You are not a member of the masons or any other similar organization. You don't need to know any secret handshake to get ahead.

    20) You are always learning. You realize that people not learning are busy dying. You never stand still because you realize when you're cool you have to always keep learning. You are always looking for better solutions to bigger problems.
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    I love this thread. Teaching people how to



    Be cool.
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Rule number 7 rules
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    yes teach the nerds
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    this helped me to become "cool"
    thank you so much wease:
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    U want to be cool? Don't read this lol
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    LOL
    No.1 is the way i am on my classes lol
    though my grades overall are 8.6
    strange
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Those who are cool are those who don't follow any rules and don't give a shit, meaning: You fail
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by Ninetails Fox View Post
    this helped me to become "cool"
    thank you so much wease:
    my pleasure
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by ~CoOkie Monster~ View Post
    1) You're already cool. Whatever anyone else says is invalid. You observe what they say but you don't listen. You realize that you can't make everyone happy.

    2) You never argue. When you're cool, arguing is always cancelled. You realize winning an argument is pointless. When you know you're right you just know it. You don't need to waste time effort and energy attempting to persuade someone who hasn't seen the things[/CODE][/CODE] you have seen ... read the books you have ... been the places you have ... met the people you have ... that they are wrong and you are right. You're right and that's that.

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    3) You stand tall. You have exemplary posture. You never slouch.
    
    4) When you speak people listen. You speak with such confidence, that when you talk people listen. You never mumble. You look people in the eye. And when talking to people you don't look at their possible dandruff, or that mole on their chin or whatever you look them in their eyes.
    
    5) The only brand you advertise is your own. You wear simple but stylish clothing free from corporate logo's or slogans. You don't advertise brands like Nike on the shirt you are wearing or Levi on your jeans.
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    6) Don't walk - don't run - just glide like a 747. While others on the street may choose to walk at a zombie pace and others may choose to walk so fast it's hard to decipher whether they are walking or running you just glide. Your posture is exceptional and you are cool calm and collected thus you glide when seen in public walking from place to place.
    
    7) Bend rules don't break them. If you're cool, you're a winner. You are not some deluded potato head who values your life above others. You realize rules and laws exist for good reason or because someone in authority thinks they are a good idea. Nonetheless you realize breaking laws or rules is never an option. But bending is.
    
    8) You never lose your cool. When presented with a problem, no matter how small large or catastrophic you focus only on the solution. Whining about how you got into your current predicament does not even enter your cool head. You are 100% solution focused.
    
    9) You say more with less. When talking, overall, you use less words in your sentences. You get to the point. You leave rambling for drunk old men who spend their life's in pubs drinking ale. When you are talking on-line in emails and websites, you get to the point. Your emails are always 8 lines or less. You just practice the mantra of always saying the absolute minimum in order to get maximum impact.
    
    10) You have passion about what you do. Whether you are a designer a musician an entrepreneur, a mother a call centre operator ... you realize being passionate about what it is you do is imperative. And you are passionate about what you do. You realize being able to exert your talents is something to be grateful for and you are. Conversely you realize that being passionate about something does NOT give you a license to be emotional EVER.
    
    11) You have your own language. If the current common trend is to say "Yo" when greeting people and "Later" when bidding farewell - you use neither. Instead you have your own versions.
    
    12) You talk highly of other people. When you are introducing people you know to other people. Stand tall and introduce them. Don't just say "This is my friend Jennifer". Say something like "Fred, I want to introduce you to Jennifer. I really like Jennifer for a number of reasons. She is cool. She is attractive. And Jennifer is very intelligent. She grew up in Australia. She is here in London for 1 more year to finish her masters degree from the London School of Economics. Anyway, I am sure you will work out the rest yourself. Fred, this is my good friend Jennifer."
    
    13) You know that every problem has a solution. Some problems may have solutions that can be implemented within seconds. Some may take minutes. Some hours. Some days. And others much longer. But every problem has a solution. You realize this. And thus you are solution focused and never ever whine when presented with a problem or problems ...
    
    14) You don't procrastinate. You realize that this it. This is your life. This is it. This is all you have. And you will use every moment you have as a celebration. When you have work to do you get to work. You don't attend bullshit meetings. You put yourself under pressure and use that pressure to ignite your hyper productive skills within you, to get the absolute maximum output.
    
    15) You never talk down to anyone ever. Everyone is equal. Everyone is a citizen of your world.
    
    16) You enjoy wearing black. But you're not a goth and never will be.
    
    17) You don't avoid fear - you head towards it at pace. You caress it. You face it. You make love to it. And you ruthlessly knock it over like a bulldozer knocking through brick walls.
    
    18) You are friends with all types of people. You have friends who have varying occupations. They have different religions. They are different ethnicities. And they believe in things different to you. You have friends who are authors, film makers, journalists, designers, entrepreneurs, communists, venture capitalists, politicians and so on.
    
    19) You are not a member of the masons or any other similar organization. You don't need to know any secret handshake to get ahead.
    
    20) You are always learning. You realize that people not learning are busy dying. You never stand still because you realize when you're cool you have to always keep learning. You are always looking for better solutions to bigger problems.
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    i love this thread bro. i rock all black and im not a goth.

    i respect other peoples beliefs cuz they dont know what ive seen felt or heard.

    same goes vice versa

    most of these are not of being just cool

    its being a leader. being you and people accept a real person an how they see things.

    most of these things you stated are what i go by on a day to day basis
    much love and rep+
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Hmmm....nice!
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by uchiha paulsama View Post
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    i love this thread bro. i rock all black and im not a goth.

    i respect other peoples beliefs cuz they dont know what ive seen felt or heard.

    same goes vice versa

    most of these are not of being just cool

    its being a leader. being you and people accept a real person an how they see things.

    most of these things you stated are what i go by on a day to day basis
    much love and rep+
    thanks boeta (Brother in my language)
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by Protozoid View Post
    There is no "way to be cool" other than being yourself.
    True to that. "Coolness" has a definition which alternates between 1 and more peoples
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by Protozoid View Post
    There is no "way to be cool" other than being yourself.
    thats really true to. but the things the thread creator stated are things people tend to forget. like freaking out over a problem

    like itachi said you must carefully analyze every situation and handle it calmly
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by uchiha paulsama View Post
    thats really true to. but the things the thread creator stated are things people tend to forget. like freaking out over a problem

    like itachi said you must carefully analyze every situation and handle it calmly
    And funnily enough, they are small things, but they can play a big role
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    nice thread man....really nice
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Nice, it deserves to be stuck
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    I love vanilla tea
     
         
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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by Nexus View Post
    Nice, it deserves to be stuck
    Thanks a lot:D King Cool (Nexus)

    Quote Originally Posted by Flaw View Post
    Great, now people will attempt to shape their behavior according to this guide.
    Yeah, pretty fucking cool and original.
    I sure hope so
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    I agree..some wise words from the most praised uchiha member.. Itachi is indeed awesum
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Your cool like me when you only read the Bold parts because they basically stated it all without the paragraph.
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    I´m not gonna make your hours of effort into writing this for nothing but i´m cool with being myself and anyone that´s got a problem with it can go die in a corner.
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by MyWorldOfTsukuyomi View Post
    I´m not gonna make your hours of effort into writing this for nothing but i´m cool with being myself and anyone that´s got a problem with it can go die in a corner.
    Read the 1st part.

    Quote Originally Posted by DGK Joker View Post
    Your cool like me when you only read the Bold parts because they basically stated it all without the paragraph.
    It's understandable to do that:D
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by ~CoOkie Monster~ View Post
    Thanks a lot:D King Cool (Nexus)
    You need to add that when you're cool, you should not do @ss-kissing.
     
         

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    Re: How to Be Cool (20 points)

    Quote Originally Posted by Escorpiius View Post
    You need to add that when you're cool, you should not do @ss-kissing.
    That was not my intention. And I would add it, but 20 seems like a nice number
     
         
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